The Killer Baby Namer

According to science, the cooler, more badass someone’s name is, the more successful they’ll be in life. Introducing the Killer Baby Namer, Liquid Death’s latest contribution to making the world a more metal, less plastic place. Just enter your last name, hit generate, and get ready to set your kid up for a lifetime of badassery with a name like Haggis Murderhornet.

(Oh and if you really name your baby one of our names and send us the birth certificate, we’ll give you and your metal hellion of joy 18 years worth of Liquid Death. For real.)

Don’t believe this is real thing? Check out our very real website.

POV: You’re about to let the marketing overlords of Liquid Death name your baby.

You can even buy your badass baby a badass Liquid Death onesie and bib to match. Because, yeah, we thought of everything.

Agency: Humanaut
Client: Liquid Death
Role: Copywriter